Thursday, March 25, 2010

My ass fell asleep

Today my ass fell asleep. It was an odd experience, some would call a phenomenon. It has been a low energy week but my legs workout was fine. Mike cancelled on me so I went to wall climbing alone.

Wall climbing was hard and embarrassing and I have to lose 50 pounds to go back. I was the fattest guy in the building. I am not lying. I know I weighed the most. After that humiliating hour I went to the batting cage and kicked some ass. I kicked ass in the 35 mph cage. Please don't laugh, it has been a long time.

At lunch today I ate alone. Martine had an errand to run and Flo was waiting for her Popeye's chicken. They had lunch with Steve without me and I didn't mind. I am tired of being offended and upset about bullshit. I wasn't even mad when Mike cancelled. I have lunch with these people everyday and on their whim I had to eat alone. That's pretty much life. I am gearing up for a more physically challenging life with exercise and active sports. With sports you can try and fail and keep going with no ridicule or judgement. You can also get real results from trying your best and being consistent. Shout out to Emma G for telling me about Brooklyn Boulders rock climbing.

I really look forward to seeing my son tomorrow. Then after some horse play it is off to the gym with Vinny. The 11 day spring break will be filled with plenty of exercise and outings. I will post twice on my Birthday so check me out in the afternoon and evening.

TTYS,

JJB

2 comments:

  1. Shout out to Mike for canceling !! Shout out to Martine and Flo for not eating with Jerry ! Shout out to Steve for cockblocking ! Shout out to Emma G for telling Jerry ! Shout out to Vinny for planning to go to gym ! Shout out to Jerry for being so motivated in life ! oh and shout out to your mom just for the heck of it !

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  2. Just letting you know J...we are doin' sirloin steak n veggies, then arms at the gym...next morning, I'm doing back and cardio...Like that dude from Karate Kid in the Kublai Khan...NO MERCY, NO MERCY!

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